Week 15: Who stole the snow?

Well, I would never break into someones house.. but I guess if I had to I would probable be reaaally sneaky and have it fully planned out. I'd make sure no DNA was left behind. I'd climb down his chimney on Christmas Eve while he's sleeping. Ho ho ho Merry Christmas. In the sense I guess i'd be the Grinch who stole Christmas to Mr. Rain. For all he would know it was Santa Clause who stole his weather- controlling machine. He stole, so therfore Santa has no presents for this man. Once I laid my hands on the weather controlling machine I would probably not return it to the government because it's illegal to break into peoples homes. Soo I'd probably risk it and give Snow to everyone on Christmas.  Then, I'd hide it in my basement. Like I said there would be no DNA left behind so the only way that the government would find out that I had it is if someone of my visitors saw it while being over at my house and snitched. Otherwise, never would the Government find it.